Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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