I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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