I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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