Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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