My liver just broke up with me...
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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