: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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