I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
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