I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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