Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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