Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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