I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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