i would punch a child for taco bell
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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