Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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