Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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