your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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