you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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