just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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