i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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