The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Just invented taco cereal.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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