Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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