I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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