it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
