'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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