Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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