I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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