yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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