I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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