So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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