I hate your face
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Randomize
