was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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