dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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