Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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