I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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