my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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