Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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