No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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