How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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