Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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