quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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