She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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