I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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