pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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