I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
My life is pants optional.
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