I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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