Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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