you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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