i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm getting married
To pizza
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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