you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
