drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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