One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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