oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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