I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
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