I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Found the puke drawer
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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