Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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