guys are only as good as the porn they watch
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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