Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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