He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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